Sunday, May 3, 2009

An Effectively Entertaining Z-Hoax

A prankster posted this faked BBC page about the H1N1 flu virus into a subtle warning about zombies. It is well-done, subtle enough to mimic what the real thing would look like. I have to admit that it gave a momentary shock to my rational mind.

Click on the photo at left for a link to the hoax, which is available at:

http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm


Thursday, April 16, 2009

A Dark and Silly Night

It was a Dark and Silly Night . . . Of the Living Dead

Something cute and Z-Street friendly for the kids from Neil Gaiman...

Zombies are the New Vampires

A quick glance at Time Magazine is enough to show the demise of weekly news magazines. The website this month is little more than a collection of lists. One list-related story was this item: Zombies are the New Vampires.

Zombies Are the New Vampires

If there's a social hierarchy among monsters, zombies are not at the top of the list. They may not even be on the list. They're not cool like werewolves. There's no Warren Zevon song about them. They're not classy like Dracula and Frankenstein, who can trace their lineage back to respectable 19th century novels. All zombies have is a bunch of George Romero movies.

But the lowly zombie is making its move. For the past few years, vampires have been the It monster, what with Twilight and all, but that's changing. Diablo Cody, of Juno fame, is producing a movie called Breathers: A Zombie's Lament, based on a new novel about life (if that's the word) as one of the walking dead. Later this year, Woody Harrelson and Abigail Breslin will star in the zom-com Zombieland. Max Brooks' best-selling zombie novel World War Z is being filmed by Marc Forster, the guy who directed Quantum of Solace. In comic books, the Marvel Zombies series features rotting, brain-eating versions of Spider-Man, Iron Man and the Hulk. The zombie video game Resident Evil 5 shipped 4 million copies during its first two weeks on the market. Michael Jackson's zombie video Thriller is coming to Broadway. (See the top 25 horror movies of all time.)

Apparently no one is safe from the shambling, newly marketable armies of the dead — not even Jane Austen. Seth Grahame-Smith is the author of a new novel called Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, about a strangely familiar English family called the Bennets that is struggling to marry off five daughters while at the same time fighting off wave after wave of relentless, remorseless undead — since, as the novel's classic first line tells us, "It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."

It's surprising how easily Austen's novel succumbs to the conventions of a zombie flick. Much of Austen's work is about using wit and charm and good manners to avoid talking about ugly realities like sex and money. In Grahame-Smith's version, zombies are just another one of those ugly realities. "What was so fun about the book is the politeness of it all," says Grahame-Smith, who's a freelance writer in Los Angeles. "They don't even like to say the word zombie, even though their country is besieged by zombies. They're everywhere, and people are literally being torn apart before their very eyes, and other than the very few, like Elizabeth Bennet, who face this problem head on, they would almost rather not talk about it."

It's not easy to put your finger on what's appealing about zombies. Vampires you can understand. They're good-looking and sophisticated and well dressed. They're immortal. Some of them have castles. You can imagine wanting to be a vampire or at least wanting to sleep with one. Nobody wants to sleep with zombies. They're hideous and mindless. They don't have superpowers. Their only assets are their infectiousness, single-minded perseverance and virtual unkillability. (See pictures of vampires' 90 years on screen.)

Nevertheless, they seem to be telling us something about the zeitgeist. Once you start looking, you see them everywhere. Who hasn't had a high school acquaintance come back from the dead as a Facebook friend or a follower on Twitter? And what monster could be better suited to our current level of ecological anxiety? Zombies are biodegradable, locally sourced and sustainable — they're made of 100% recycled human. And look out for those zombie banks, President Obama!

Let's not forget that Night of the Living Dead, the founding film of the modern zombie tradition, made its appearance in 1968 as a commentary on the Vietnam War, evoking its extreme violence and the surreal dehumanization of the combatants. Now we're locked in another prolonged, sweaty, morally ambiguous overseas conflict, and — surprise — look who's at the door again wanting to borrow a cup of brains. "We live in an age when it's very easy to be afraid of everything that's going on," Grahame-Smith says. "There are these large groups of faceless people somewhere in the world who mean to do us harm and cannot be reasoned with. Zombies are sort of familiar territory."

If there's something new about today's zombie, it's his relatability. Sure, he's an abomination and a crime against all that is good and holy. But he exemplifies some real American values too. He's plucky and tenacious — you can cut off his limbs and he'll keep on coming atcha. And he's humble. You won't find zombies swanning around and putting on airs like some other monsters I could mention. They're monsters of the people. It was the beginning of the end for vampires when Lehman Brothers went under, those bloodsucking parasites. Down with vampires. Long live (or is it die?) the zombie: the official monster of the recession.


Wednesday, April 15, 2009

The Fear of Andrew Sullivan

Reading an article about blogger Andrew Sullivan, I came across this reference to the 9/11 terrorist attacks. It links well with my ideas about fear and yellow peril

His readership figures surged after the 2001 massacres in New York and his home-town, Washington, DC. “I experienced 9/11 very personally,” he says. “The jihadists attacked my dream, my place—I felt like I had been beaten or raped. I succumbed to the fear a lot of us felt—panic really—about this country being in mortal danger. And neoconservatism seemed like the only ideology on the shelf with a plan for how to react immediately, and I turned to it.” ... He then savaged the “decadent left enclaves on the coast”, saying they “may well mount a fifth column” within the United States.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Zombies are Everywhere: USA Today

Here's an article from USA Today. So it's not my imagination: it's really a "zombie phenomenon."

ZOMBIES ON THE LOOSE

By CRAIG WILSON

USA Today

April 12, 2009

Vampires are all the rage in books, on TV and at the movies, but another contingent of the undead is storming our pop culture landscape.

Zombies are everywhere.

There are books galore, movies in the works, perhaps a Broadway play. There's even a zombie march in Cambridge, Mass., at noon this Sunday.(In recent months, there have even been zombie marches in Asbury Park, NJ, and zombie pub crawls in New Brunswick, NJ.)

Not since George Romero's seminal bloodfest Night of the Living Dead has so much flesh been munched by so many reanimated corpses.

"Other monsters may threaten individual humans, but the living dead threaten the entire human race," says Max Brooks, author of the 2003 best seller The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection From the Living Dead, of the undead's popularity. "Zombies are slate wipers."

This fall, Three Rivers Press will release a novel version of Brooks' guide, and a major movie version of Brooks' second foray into zombie lit, World War Z, is in preproduction at Paramount.

Seth Grahame-Smith, author of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies written with Jane Austen (Quirk Books, $12.95), a book best described as Mr. Darcy meets Dawn of the Dead, says zombies connect because they're lovable menaces, funny, and easy metaphors.

"They've always been used to skewer the ills of society," he says. "It's not surprising they're making a comeback in these intense times."

They're not just for grown-ups.

The Forest of Hands and Teeth by Carrie Ryan (Delacorte Press for Young Readers, $16.95) is a tale of teen angst in a post-apocalyptic world. There's also Zombie Queen of Newbury High by Amanda Ashby (Speak) and You Are So Undead to Me by Stacey Jay (Razorbill), both in stores, and Strange Angels by Lili St. Crow (Razorbill), on sale May 14.

"In the world of traditional horror, nothing is more popular right now than zombies," says Katy Hershberger of St. Martin's Press, which is coming out next winter with an all-original zombie anthology. "The living dead are here to stay."

ZOMBIE HORDES ARE EVERYWHERE!

There's no stopping the zombie invasion:

On screen: Diablo Cody (Juno) will produce the movie version for Fox Searchlight (Slumdog Millionaire's distributor) of S. G. Browne's just-released novel Breathers: A Zombie's Lament (Broadway Books, $14). It's about a support group of zombies who rage against Breathers, aka "the living."

On stage: Zombies might be taking center stage, too. Producers have acquired the rights to bring Michael Jackson's Thriller (complete with dancing undead) to the Broadway stage.

Friday, April 3, 2009

Searching for Jeff Barnaby's "Blood Quantum"

Canadian First Nations filmmaker Jeff Barnaby is working on, or has he already completed, his first full-length feature film: Blood Quantum. It is a zombie movie set on a First Nations reservation, where the residents of the Mi'qmaq Nation are uninfected but forced into dealing with refugees and (I'm guessing) the hungry dead. Barnaby has described it as allegory for the ongoing Native plight in Canada. This film sounds like it should be up front and center in my research on the zombie phenomenon.

How can I contact Barnaby, and how can I get a copy of this film?

Below is a trailer for Barnaby's award-winning short film The Colony, a picture he's described as a love story but which has some critics placing it within the horror genre. (And equally difficult to get a hold of.)

Monday, March 23, 2009

Terror and the American Author

This article (9/11 and the Novelists) from Commentary magazine may prove useful to my ideas about this century's early obsession with the shuffling masses. The article is so far available online or as a pdf download.


In Don DeLillo’s novel Falling Man (2007), a man dressed in a suit and tie plunges headfirst from a Manhattan skyscraper just weeks after the attacks of September 11, 2001. The jumper is David Janiak, a performance artist who is wearing a safety harness under his suit. No one knows what this performance, which he stages before horrified onlookers all around New York City, is supposed to mean, save that it is a ghastly reminder of the real men and women who leaped to their deaths from the World Trade Center. Eventually, the New School for Social Research ends up hosting a panel on Janiak: “Heartless Exhibitionist or Brave New Chronicler of the Age of Terror?”

DeLillo’s satirical jab raises a deeper question with which any novelist hoping to take the measure of 9/11 must wrestle. Is it possible to create art out of horror without being exploitative and tasteless?

The question is not an academic one. Over the past few decades, literary novelists writing about American society have, for the most part, shied away from engagement with real-world events in favor of more interior portraits of their characters and the lives they lead. Lately, however, a surprising number of writers have taken up the subject of the terrorist attacks and their effect on the New Yorkers who lived through them. The 9/11 novels include DeLillo’s Falling Man, Jay McInerney’s The Good Life (2006), Claire Messud’s The Emperor’s Children (2006), Ken Kalfus’s A Disorder Peculiar to the Country (2006), and, most recently, Joseph O’Neill’s rapturously reviewed Netherland.1

To what extent do these works succeed in providing a recognizable and illuminating portrait of our times? The answer to that question is a test of a kind, not only for the authors but for their readers. For there is a common thread running through these books: the suggestion, to quote one character in Netherland, that September 11 may not really have been a “big deal” at all.

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“This catastrophic event changes the way we think and act, moment to moment, week to week, for unknown weeks and months to come, and steely years,” DeLillo wrote in Harper’s a few weeks after the attacks. But no such change in thought or action can be found in Falling Man. DeLillo is a novelist of global alienation, whose works over 30 years have chronicled the inability of individuals around the world to escape the crushing burden of American mass media and American imperialism. His latest novel—from its alienated and uncommunicative anti-hero to its elliptical, mannered dialogue—is no departure either in substance or in style.

Every character in Falling Man is isolated from every other, and each broods in sullen silence, desperately seeking meaning where none is to be found. When the silence is broken, conversations consist largely of portentous expostulations—“Nothing is next. There is no next. This was next.” —that have never actually emerged through the lips of real, living persons.

Keith Neudecker, the protagonist of Falling Man, is a middle-aged lawyer whose office was in the World Trade Center. Haunted by the fact that he survived the 9/11 attacks, he abandons his recently reunited family to play poker obsessively, determined to test the luck that spared him and took the life of his best friend. He views himself more as a “humanoid robot” than as an actual human being.

As Keith gambles, his wife Lianne pores over the Qur’an, whose first line haunts her: “This Book is not to be doubted.” Envying the certitude possessed by the hijackers, she embarks on a spiritual quest of sorts. But nothing—neither churchgoing nor participation in anti-war protests—can alleviate her profound sense of solitude.

If only she knew that the hijackers were as alone as she! In DeLillo’s telling, these mass murderers, represented here by a character named Hammad, were embarked on their own existential quest for meaning. They and their societies had been “too long in isolation,” DeLillo writes, “crowded out by other cultures, other futures, the all-enfolding will of capital markets and foreign policies.”

In earlier novels, like White Noise (1985) and Mao II (1991), DeLillo had actually celebrated the liberating power of terrorist violence. As he declared in a 1991 interview, “In a society that’s filled with glut and repetition and endless consumption, the act of terror may be the only meaningful act.” Falling Man may thus be characterized as an effort to revisit that opinion, breezily offered by someone who at that point may never actually have contemplated the real-world consequences of a view in which wanton destruction and the purposeful murder of innocents were not only thinkable but considered laudable and even holy.

Yet it seems that DeLillo is still not ready to change his mind or to repudiate “the act of terror.” After all, those murderers had to do something to combat their profound alienation. And so he lets his novel dissolve rather than resolve. It ends the way it begins, with a plane striking one of the towers: Nietzsche’s nightmarish “eternal return” presented in its most chilling form.

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DeLillo’s exhausted nihilism assumes a subtler form in Joseph O’Neill’s Netherland. The novel describes a “descent into disorder” that begins with one family’s displacement from its lower-Manhattan loft only blocks from Ground Zero. With the area cordoned off following the attacks, Hans, a Dutch-born banker, and his English wife Rachel take up temporary residence at the terminally bleak Chelsea Hotel. The two, mired in what he calls a “malign weariness,” grow increasingly distant, and Rachel, frustrated by her “invertebrate” husband, finally leaves for London with their son.

One day, the deserted Hans sees a cricket bat in the trunk of a cab and is suddenly reminded of his boyhood in Holland. At this point, Netherland turns away from its portrait of domestic discord to an unlikely but more hopeful metaphor for America’s future: the game of cricket. The bat belongs to the taxi driver, and Hans soon finds himself spending every weekend with the driver and his friends as “the only white man” among a ragtag group of West Indian and South Asian immigrants who make up a cricket team in Staten Island.

On the ill-tended field, Hans meets Chuck Ramkissoon, a Trinidadian businessman of Indian extraction. Chuck is fascinated by what he sees as cricket’s moral underpinnings: “You ask people to agree to complicated rules and regulations,” he tells Hans; it is “like a crash course in democracy . . . a lesson in civility.” And Hans agrees: “I cannot be the first to wonder if what we see, when we see men in white take to a cricket field, is men imagining an environment of justice.”

The game is a symbol not only of fair play but of brotherhood. When Hans plays his first game with the Staten Island team, the motley crew of “three Hindus, three Christians, a Sikh, and four Muslims” forms a huddle to pray together. Chuck, too, sees the unifying possibilities of cricket. His secret ambition, he confides to Hans, is to build a world-class stadium in Brooklyn and popularize his beloved sport in America. Not only a tremendous business opportunity, the introduction of cricket would give Americans “something in common with Hindus and Muslims. . . . With the New York Cricket Club we could start a whole new chapter in U.S. history.”

In Chuck’s own unbounded vitality, Hans thinks he has discovered an answer to the “awful enfeebling fatalism” that has plagued him — and America — ever since 9/11. “Chuck was making a go of things,” he explains. “While the country floundered in Iraq, Chuck was running. That was political enough for me.” Unfortunately, though, Hans remains oblivious of Chuck’s dark side: he turns out to be a crook running an illegal numbers game, and perhaps to be involved in more sinister business as well.

O’Neill intends Hans’s blindness to suggest something larger. When Rachel learns of his involvement with Chuck, she tells her husband: “You were just happy to play with him. Same thing with America. You’re like a child. You don’t look beneath the surface.” The real America, she and O’Neill make clear, is scarred by what is beneath the surface: its ongoing history of violence, colonization, genocide.

As a privileged white man, Hans has had only momentary glimpses of this America. But his consciousness is raised when, after failing a driving test, he walks out into the streets of midtown Manhattan and is suddenly overcome with

a nauseating sense of America, my gleaming adopted country, under the secret actuation of unjust, indifferent powers. The rinsed taxis, hissing over fresh slush, shone like grapefruits; but if you looked down into the space between the road and the undercarriage, where icy matter stuck to pipes and water streamed down the mud flaps, you saw a foul mechanical dark.

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In light of this horrific vision, how are we to understand 9/11 and its meaning? Here O’Neill seems to be completely confused. When Matt, an old friend of Rachel’s, claims that 9/11 was “no big deal when you think of everything that’s happened since,” meaning the American invasion of Iraq, Hans objects but is unable to offer reasons for his objection. In a rare display of marital solidarity, Rachel defends her husband to Matt as one who “was there” on 9/11. But Hans himself questions whether this gives him any authority to speak:

I’ve heard it said that the indiscriminate nature of the attack transformed all of us on that island into victims of attempted murder, but I’m not at all sure that geographic proximity to the catastrophe confers this status on me or anybody else.

Matt is not the only one who doubts that the threat facing America is a “big deal.” The claim seems to strike O’Neill, too, as melodramatic. And so in the end he tries to have it both ways, evoking 9/11 to lend gravitas to Hans’s personal malaise but withholding any attribution of real weight to the attacks themselves. Nor, except for a single remark midway through the book, are the hijackers or their motivations ever discussed. Instead, Netherland retreats to safer ground, focusing on the allegedly childlike inability or refusal of Americans to look beyond the “gleaming” surface of things into their own abundantly violent deeds. In Netherland, 9/11 changes nothing. America continues blundering through the world, unaware even that its day has passed.

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If Falling Man and Netherland are self-consciously “serious” efforts to grapple with 9/11, Claire Messud’s The Emperor’s Children and Jay McInerney’s The Good Life are comedies of manners that dwell at least in part on the effect of the attacks on a very specific class of New Yorker: the sort best known to the world from the pages of the Sunday “Styles” section of the New York Times.2 The characters—mediocre would-be public intellectuals in Messud, over-moneyed party people in McInerney—are obsessed with celebrity, five-star restaurants, and getting invitations to the best parties. It is hard to decide which author is the more blameworthy: Messud, an otherwise thoughtful writer who fully realizes how trivial are her characters and their woes but asks you to care anyway, or McInerney, who, being only a quarter-inch deeper than his creations, genuinely loves them and is certain you will, too.

McInerney’s The Good Life is basically another of his “late-coming-of-age” stories in which immature adults learn that there is more to adulthood than Dolce & Gabbana, but not before they engage in a little ostentatious bed-hopping. This is the formula that made him famous 25 years ago with Bright Lights, Big City, and McInerney evidently sees no reason to move beyond it. The Good Life is, in fact, a reprise of Brightness Falls (1992), a book largely concerned with the 1987 stock-market crash. As the opening chapters of the new novel make plain, everyone has fully recovered from that last shock and completely forgotten any lessons learned from it—which is convenient, since now they can learn them all over again.

The Good Life is so earnest in its mawkishness that it would be almost forgivable were it not for the scenes in which the hero and heroine, at Ground Zero, fall in love at first sight and flirt as shamelessly as if they were at a singles bar. Luke, who has supposedly watched “bodies raining down on the plaza . . . exploding like rotten fruit on the concrete,” is not too traumatized by the murder scene to tell Corrine that she looks just like Katharine Hepburn. “What, spinsterish and flinty?” she banters back.

Messud’s novel is no less lacking in banter, emerging in her case from the mouths of four ambitious young people: Marina, a poor-little-rich girl/wannabe writer; Julius, a gay freelance critic; Danielle, an ambitious television producer; and Frederick “Bootie” Tubb, a resentful college dropout. All want to make their way to the top of the New York media elite, but none has the discipline or focus necessary to get there on his own. Instead, they take turns courting Murray Thwaite, a famous liberal journalist coasting on his past achievements.

Like The Good Life, The Emperor’s Children is something of a soap opera. Danielle begins an affair with Murray, who is Marina’s father; Marina embarks on an affair with her father’s enemy. The 9/11 attacks put an end to their shenanigans when Bootie is killed at Ground Zero, but the party is only postponed, not canceled. After a brief interval of grieving, the remaining trio quickly sink back into their lives and work: a new book on children’s clothes for Marina, a documentary on liposuction malpractice for Danielle, a piece on nightclubs for Julius.

Danielle, psychologically the most affected by the attacks, looks up at the broken skyline of New York and wonders at the change that has occurred: “What had been the shape of it before? The shape of anything?” But, as in Netherland, the notion that America is actually at war seems too fantastic, too movie-like, to be real. And, it turns out, Bootie is not dead after all but has used the attacks as an excuse to escape Manhattan and begin a different life for himself in Florida.

Messud wants to show how, as Edith Wharton once wrote, a frivolous society “can acquire dramatic significance only through what its frivolity destroys.” But her sacrificial lambs, Danielle and Bootie, do not suffer very much, and in any case what happened on 9/11 was hardly an act of frivolity. Messud’s deployment of the attacks backfires. She has nothing of novelistic moment to say about them, but there they are on the page, raising a question to which she has no answer: what is the disillusionment of Danielle and Bootie next to the murder of thousands of innocent people?

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In Ken Kalfus’s black comedy, A Disorder Peculiar to the Country, there are no innocent people, or at least no innocent Americans. Whereas the other novels discussed here brandish their politics largely by implication, Kalfus is explicit about his. He sees himself as a bold truth-teller, and this novel, he told an interviewer, as his protest against “glorifying the victims of the attacks”:

Given what we know about the frequency of divorce and the extreme bitterness that often accompanies it, I supposed that if 3,000 people were killed in the towers that morning, then there must have been at least a few spouses relieved and gratified by the end of the day.

Inspired by such feelings, Kalfus created a portrait of America as a place of such unrelenting ugliness as almost to justify the hijackers’ point. His New York is “a world of heedless materialism, impiety, baseness.” And the real terrorists in his story are Americans: a married couple named Joyce and Marshall whose mutual hatred is so all-consuming that each of them is at first disappointed and then outraged to find the other did not die at the World Trade Center. Stuck together by mutual intransigence—neither will move out of their Brooklyn condo—they terrorize not only each other but also their two preschool-age children.

In the novel’s most outrageous and emblematic scene, Marshall decides to kill his entire family by means of a suicide bomb—an idea that comes to him after watching news coverage of a suicide bombing in Israel. This is Kalfus’s idea of sophisticated political commentary: the Israel-Palestinian conflict, maybe even America’s struggle with al Qaeda, as akin to a couple going through a bad divorce.

Vile as it is, Kalfus’s novel is also sadly of a piece with its fellows—more concerned with establishing a thesis about America than with tackling what that September day really meant or what its real impact continues to be. Nor, although each starts with the private and the small-scale—an unraveling marriage, a friendship, an affair—does any of the novels succeed in inhabiting that reality, either. The shadow of the attacks inevitably makes such woes seem trivial, and the word “trivial” hardly begins to capture the moral idiocy of any effort to analogize minuscule domestic difficulties with the fact or the scale of the slaughter and destruction. Confidently bent on disparaging Americans for a lack of either imagination or feeling, the authors might have more profitably looked in their own mirrors for telltale evidence of those same crippling deficiencies.


Footnotes

1 Pantheon, 272 pp., $23.95. 2 Carol Iannone reviewed Messud’s The Emperor’s Children in the February 2007 COMMENTARY.


About the Author

Cheryl Miller is the editor of Doublethink magazine. Her “Why Malamud Faded” appeared in our June issue.