Saturday, December 26, 2009

The Undead in Dublin

Another Irish zombie film is due out soon. 

Author David Moody wrote a perceptive blog commentary on the film. I'll share that with you. He spoke with the director and came away with some really interesting insights. 


I've seen this film and enjoyed it, though I suspect many people might find it too "slow." For me it was interesting to see the filmmaker attempt a "non-verbal" approach to allowing us the zombie's POV. 

Monday, October 12, 2009

Superman and Smallville Zombies

The Superman television show Smallville had an episode called "Rabid" features a zombie-like infection hatched by a Superman archenemy. It looks fun in an old fashioned way. Fan reviews were positive.

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Zombie Walk Interviews

This local Minnesota news piece goes farther than other items into the reasons why people participate in these zombie walks. I am extremely curious about this phenomenon, and wish I could undertake more in-depth interviews with a number of these individuals. What a field day for a psychology major in need of a thesis.

Zombie Walk:

Death Imitates Art

Faced with a few dozen young people in ragged clothing, mumbling and shuffling, covered in fake blood, the bystanders had to ask: What ... is this? And why is this?
Well, its a zombie walk.

But people pretending to be zombies are not the best conversationalists, so mostly they just moaned and sometimes cried braaaiiinsss, as zombies are wont to do. And while this was a good hint for the first question, it doesnt speak to motivation.

Organizer Ben Hodapp, 20, is a huge fan of zombie movies and learned online about people in other cities dressing as zombies and going for a walk.

I thought it was pretty hilarious, he said, and thought it would be fun to do himself.

Getting people to dress up like zombies and stumble around Mankato was easier than one might imagine. He just set up a Facebook and people joined. More than 180 people said they were going and hundreds more listed themselves as maybes.

In the end, between 25 and 30 people met in the Wal-Mart parking lot at about 5 p.m. Friday afternoon. By 5:30, they were off.

Jeremy Warden, 17, dressed up as a zombie for Halloween last year and came prepared. He even brought a cup with fake blood, corn starch mixed with food coloring, for his compatriots to throw on their face to simulate a fresh meal of blood. He even burned his jeans with a lighter and smeared the ashes over his limbs.

Each zombie had to decide for him or herself what type of zombie theyd play. Talking or moaning? Stumbling or sprinting? Flesh-eating or brains only? “Well, I figure zombies dont remember how to talk, so Im just going to groan a lot, Warden said. Some of them walked for three hours under the hot sun but lacked a zombies infinite stamina, so a sprint was out of the question.

Hodapp cut his beard into a Fu Manchu mustache, bought a camouflage vest at a thrift store and went walking as a redneck zombie. Chris Menton donned a gown to be an escaped-from-the-hospital zombie. Amanda Kleist wore a blue-green dress, emulating a prom-night zombie.

Hodapp had planned some rules for the group. No harassing passersby. No scaring children. Dont walk in the street. Dont get drunk first. Id rather not get it shut down for a stupid reason, he said.

Still, they were asked to stay as in-character as possible, to keep somewhat of an illusion of a zombie horde, Hodapp said. They had a route picked out that stuck to Madison Avenue, but in the end the temptation to wander through the mall was too great, just as it was for the zombies in John Romeros 1978 zombie classic, Dawn of the Dead.

Onlookers reactions differed. One mother shielded her child from the group, while another asked for a photograph with her baby, said Kleist, the prom zombie.

Hodapp says hed like to make the zombie walk into an annual event. There often isnt much to do in Mankato for people under 21, he said. Hannah Moon, spattered with blood and clutching a torn-up doll, agreed. Its fun to dress down, the 17-year-old said. Summer can get boring.

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This coverage was written by Dan Lineham, as posted online at Minnesota's "Mankato Free Press" website on July 25, 2009

Woke Up Dead Online

Woke Up Dead
Jon Heder, the actor who starred in "Napoleon Dynamite" and "Blades of Glory," has announced
that his next project will go after an audience of nerd-friendly webheads, Reuters reports. "Woke Up Dead," whose Internet-only webisodes premiere in October 2009, is a sci-fi comedy thrill that will have Heder playing a 20-something college student who wakes up in a bathtub full of water only to find that he's turned into a zombie. "It plays with the conventions of the zombie-horror genre," Heder said. "Drex doesn't believe he's a zombie, but his friends start to realize he may be as he has no heart rate, all his vital signs are gone, and he has this hunger for brains."

The scripted online series, created by John Fascano, is being produced by Electric Farm, with Heder as a co-producer. The show marks Heder’s strut into the world of online programming.

"Woke Up Dead" was developed with Heder in mind as the lead. It will comprise 50 three-minute episodes for online and mobile distribution in the United States. (Does that mean those of us living outside the United States will not be able to watch the program or benefit the program's sponsors?)

The project will combines live-action with limited CGI elements, is a seemingly superb springboard for Electric Farm. The series is being made outside of a deal Stan Rogow, Brent Friedman and Jeff Sagansky’s Electric Farm signed with NBC Universal, which gives the conglomerate domestic rights to the company’s upcoming Internet sci-fi series "Gemini Division," starring Rosario Dawson. Sony Pictures TV International co-produces and internationally distributes "Gemini Division," (which features some elaborate 3-D art) as well as Electric Farm’s first online drama, "Afterworld," a 2.5-D-animated series, on mobile, broadband and traditional television.

Rogow said that "Woke Up Dead" was developed with Heder in mind for the lead. “He will be terrific,” he continued, “he’d always wanted to play a zombie.” "Woke Up Dead" is currently in pre-production and set to be released later this year.

This item taken from Collider.com

Friday, July 24, 2009

Chomp to Show at 2009 Edinburgh Festival

This item is taken from a "teaser" posted at the website for the Scunforth Telegraph newspaper in Britain. Local theater enthusiasts are putting together a zombie musical called Chomp. The puns in this article truly take a bite out of one's patience. Sorry, couldn't help that one. How interesting that this will be featured at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. Based on the teaser below, I can't believe this play will amount to much. It seems more of the typical juvenile testosterone-driven drivel, but I admit that I might be surprised. After all, would the addition of music and, presumably, dance naturally incline the work towards something more mature?

New Musical Zombie Show

FOUR teenagers from North Lincolnshire are about to transform zombies into all-singing, all-dancing showbiz stars.

Aidan Savage, Harry Kelly and Tom Jackson, all 15, and Ciaran Savage, 18, all star in 'Chomp' which heads for the world-famous Edinburgh Festival next month.

'Chomp – A Zombie Musical' is the brain wave of Andy Evans, the staff development officer at Scunthorpe's John Leggott College.

Mr Evans, 42, who has also co-written all the songs along with his long-time friend Jack Pudsey, said: "Who doesn't love the idea of zombies doing a soft-shoe shuffle?"

He wrote the musical specifically last summer for the North Lincolnshire-based Fusion theatre company of which Tom, who plays the lead make role of 'Mac', and his three fellow Scunthorpe actors are all members.

Mr Evans, who has taught in Scunthorpe for 16 years, explained: "Mac is the leader of Surge, a group of resistance fighters, who fight back against the zombie mutants on behalf of humanity." The idea was to write a show that would guarantee an audience at one of the UK's largest theatre festivals."

"Our young cast inject an incredible energy," he added.

Tom, a student at the Vale of Ancholme School in Brigg, said of his lead role: "We're all really excited to be taking the production to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival as well."

Monday, July 20, 2009, 06:30

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

What Mother Never Told You

Here's a piece of indie short fiction, "What Mother Never Told You," courtesy of D. Lynn Frazier, who is proud of it being posted at an online-zine site. "What Mother Never Told You" is available at Electric Spec.

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Low Budget "Colin" Gets Big Budget Attention

A Welsh filmmaker has produced a zombie film that sees the world from the viewpoint of the undead. His film,Colin, has caught the attention of critics at the Cannes film festival. (See article.) The film only cost about US$70 to produce. Worth a viewing?

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

The Scary Type of Hype

This book review/interview is available at the "Slice of SciFi" weblog, which had grabbed it from the "tor.com" weblog.

Author Sees "Patient Zero" as All Too Possible

June 23, 2009 by Michael Hickerson

While researching the non-fiction, zombie-myth debunking book, “Zombie CSU: The Forensics of the Living Dead” writer Jonathan Maberry says he discovered something interesting.

“My intention had been to use science to (gently) knock down the backstory to most zombie movies and books,” Maberry told Tor.com. “However during the research I discovered that there was a lot more scientific validity to those monsters. It creeped me out, and anytime something creeps me out that much I think: ‘Man, that would make a great story.’”

The inspiration led to Mayberry’s new novel, “Patient Zero.” The story explores a Baltimore cop who is recruited by a secret government organization to help stop a group of terrorists who have a weaponized pathogen that turns people into zombies.

“I was trying to build a case for how the real world would react, research and respond to a threat as described in the George A. Romero’s Living Dead films, and in some of the better zombies (or zombie-like) films that followed,” Maberry said. “I was surprised to learn that science could explain a lot of what we saw in zombie films. That’s both cool and creepy, depending on where you stand. I listed the ‘symptoms’ of a zombie—lack of cognition, ability to walk, ability to bite and chew, reduced or absent blood flow, and so on. Taken separately, science can provide answers. It’s only when you put them all together in one organism that we move from scientific possibility into practical improbability. But only just.”

“A pathogen always seemed more likely,” he said. “I posed this to a range of scientists and doctors. The radiation theory was shot down pretty quickly; but the docs who work with diseases said that if zombies were suddenly a real fact of life then one of the first places they’d look would be prions. Prions are misfolded proteins that act like viruses and/or genetic disorders, which is crazy since they have no DNA and technically cannot be passed down generationally. But that’s science for you. For every item you prove there are a few new mysteries popping up. The creepiest prion disease is fatal familial insomnia, in which the sufferers cannot fall asleep, even when medicated. They remain perpetually awake until they go crazy and their bodies break down. It’s a horrible disease…but a perfect core pathogen for a zombie tale. I went a few steps along that dark road to have my villains bond it with an aggressive parasite (also based on things found in nature).”

The novel, which has just hit bookstores, is the first in a proposed series. The second installment, “The Dragon Factory” will debut next year.

“I speculated about how scientists could use cutting edge genetics to restart the Nazi Eugenics program and pursue the program of ethnic genocide,” Maberry said. “It’s all too possible.”

Tokyo Zombie Takes Out the Trash

A couple of online (private blog) reviews of a Japanese Z-flick, "Tokyo Zombie," are offered below with links to the original blogs. This sounds like a typical Japanese romp-comedy. The idea of the zombies arising from the trash bin leaves the sound of the Python in my head: "Bring out your dead."

Monday, June 22, 2009

Review: Tokyo Zombie

Directed by Sakichi Sato.

Starring Tadanobu Asano, Sho Aikawa and Erika Okuda

Released by Madman Entertainment

Black Fuji is an impressive mound of rubbish in the middle of Tokyo where locals dump all kinds of unwanted material - anything from household waste to corpses (and in one memorable scene, an unwanted mother-in-law). So it's natural that when two blue collar workers accidentally bump off the boss, they would take him there to dispose of the evidence. What's not so natural is that their arrival coincides with a mysterious force which is reanimating the dead and producing a plague of zombies.

Fujio (Tadanobu Asano) and Mitsuo (Sho Aikawa) are an amiable pair who seem to be unfazed by the marauding herd of undead on their doorstep. The first half of the movie is a light-hearted romp as they stock up on supplies, talk about their lives and practise their beloved ju-jitsu. Oh, and fight off the zombies too.

However, after rescuing a surprisingly ungrateful woman, things go downhill for the pair. Because the plot contrives to separate the friends halfway through, the movie falls uncomfortably into two sections - the first is a light-hearted 'zom-com' and the second a dour, post-apocalyptic scenario. The 'love-interest' played by Erika Okuda only serves to irritate, though her daughter has one of the film's best lines. It's certainly directed with verve by Sakichi Sato but you get the feeling that some of the humor may have been lost in translation.

Stereotypes abound (the Japanese male as pervert looking up the skirt of young girls, housewives acting as screeching harridans), though it's hard to take offense as the whole film has such an oddball and strangely innocent feel to it. The special effects are cheap and cheerful - Industrial Light and Magic certainly have nothing to worry about. All in all, it's a pleasant way to spend a couple of hours. Just don't expect any of the gravitas of a Romero film. And don't expect to always understand exactly what is going on.

To read Mark Smith-Briggs erudite comments on the same film look
below.

Monday, April 06, 2009

Review: Tokyo Zombie (Japan, 2005)

Writer/director Sakichi Sato brings the much-loved Laurel and Hardy style zombie invasion Manga of the same name to the big screen with mixed results. Marketed as a Japanese Shaun of the Dead, and released hot on the heals of the British hit, it’s a film that shows loads of promise early, but ends up biting its own foot with a frustrating tonal shift half way through that undoes all its hard work.

Tokyo Zombie is essentially two films in one – a witty, slapstick zombie invasion and an unsuccessful look at a post-zombie society. The first half – which deals with the impending invasion – is by far the best, introducing us to two bumbling fire extinguisher factory works with a love of jujitsu who must use their martial arts skills to escape a zombie hoard. Told with a wry wit and buckets of blood, the oddball buddy movie is fresh and funny and held together by a lovable pair of screwball lunatics.

But following the zombification of one of the main characters about 45 minutes in, the film then shifts nine years into a stark Mad Max: Thunderdome meets Land of the Dead style society where the rich have enslaved the surviving population – and zombies – and use them for a series of bloodthirsty fighting games for their entertainment. While potentially an interesting film in its own right, the futuristic vision lacks the biting humour of the previous act, missing the buddy act that made the story so engaging.


Tokyo Zombie is brimming with potential, but for all its efforts it never quite gets there. Still, with its trademark style, including an anime interlude, and mostly fun mix of screwball humour it’s sure to find a home on cult cinema shelves.


Tokyo Zombie is released on DVD through Madman Entertainment. Extras include a making of featurette, Q and A session and original trailers.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Artistic Reanimations of Romero's Classic

I don't quite comprehend what this is, but it looks like a film company has put a lot of time and effort into creating an animated version of Night of the Living Dead. When I first stumbled upon this I thought it was a contest. Of course, a contest wouldn't be such a bad idea.

The "reanimated" project seems to call upon a variety of animation styles from different artists to complete the film. As DreadCentral.com notes: "Mike Schneider, organizer/curator of NOTLD: Reanimated, designed the poster as a small glimpse into the dozens of styles on display in the project, which features over 100 artists from around the world. Working from the same source, George Romero’s original Night of the Living Dead, each artist has taken scenes and "reanimated" them through processes ranging from CGI to puppetry and oil paintings to tattoos. This creates a new viewing experience of a timeless classic."



Zombie Lawn Ornament






I'm guessing this is a bit too creepy for most front yards! But it's great for Halloween.

Zombieland Finds Humor in Slaughter

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

H1N1 and H1Z1 Paranoia

A blogger calling himself Gary Macabre at his "Blogue Macabre" site has posted his humorous reading of the CDC warnings about the H1N1 virus. While his comments are generally silly, what is worth noting is the blogger's intellectual connection between viral pandemics and zombie plagues. It's worth keeping as proof of an argument.

GM's "Blogue Macabre" posting is re-produced below.

Monday, May 4, 2009

H1N1 Swine Flu: Is this the zombie apocolypse?

Greetings and condolences once again fellow travelers. My recent prolonged existence in the land of the living has certainly not been without it's fair share of excitement. It would seem that regardless of what remote hovel you occupy you would be made well aware of the current H1N1 virus,aka Swine Flu outbreak. Odd that such a minor viral pest, with no more adverse side effects than a normal human influenza virus that this should receive such widespread, nearly panicked global attention, after all "seasonal human influenza" claims the lives of 250,000 to 500,000 people annually (according to the WHO). Or, my dear conspiracy theorists, is there more to it?

Here is what the Center for Disease Control is telling us...(WARNING official and rather dull text follows in italics, but regardless if H1N1, Rage virus or Zombie outbreak it will all look the same, bet on it.)

WHAT TO DO?

Background

The novel H1N1 flu virus is causing illness in infected persons in the United States and countries around the world. CDC expects that illnesses may continue for some time. As a result, you or people around you may become ill. If so, you need to recognize the symptoms and know what to do.
Symptoms

Common symptoms include fever, headache, tiredness, cough, sore throat, runny nose, body aches, diarrhea, and vomiting. Nearly all persons with flu will have at least two of these symptoms. (GM: yeah sounds just like what you'd expect if you were bitten by a zombie to me) The high risk groups for novel H1N1 flu are not known at this time but it’s possible that they may be the same as for seasonal influenza. People at higher risk of serious complications from seasonal flu include people age 65 years and older, children younger than 5 years old, pregnant women, people of any age with chronic medical conditions (such as asthma, diabetes, or heart disease), and people who are immunosuppressed (e.g., taking immunosuppressive medications, infected with HIV).
Avoid Contact With Others

If you are sick, you may be ill for a week or longer. You should stay home and avoid contact with other persons, except to seek medical care. If you leave the house to seek medical care, wear a mask or cover your coughs and sneezes with a tissue. In general you should avoid contact with other people as much as possible to keep from spreading your illness. At the current time, CDC believes that this virus has the same properties in terms of spread as seasonal flu viruses. With seasonal flu, studies have shown that people may be contagious from one day before they develop symptoms to up to 7 days after they get sick. Children, especially younger children, might potentially be contagious for longer periods.
Treatment is Available for Those Who Are Seriously Ill

It is expected that most people will recover without needing medical care. (GM: or at least appear to before they go on a murderous rampage gnawing at any breathing being in eye shot)

If you have severe illness or you are at high risk for flu complications, contact your health care provider or seek medical care. Your health care provider will determine whether flu testing or treatment is needed. Be aware that if the flu becomes wide spread, there will be little need to continue testing people, so your health care provider may decide not to test for the flu virus.

Antiviral drugs can be given to treat those who become severely ill with influenza. These antiviral drugs are prescription medicines (pills, liquid or an inhaler) with activity against influenza viruses, including H1N1 flu virus. These medications must be prescribed by a health care professional.

There are two influenza antiviral medications that are recommended for use against H1N1 flu. The drugs that are used for treating H1N1 flu are called oseltamivir (trade name Tamiflu ®) and zanamivir (Relenza ®). (GM: although the WHO ha already said these seem to have little effect on the current contamination. But that's OK they're just trying to keep you blissfully calm and comforted) As the H1N1 flu spreads, these antiviral drugs may become in short supply. Therefore, the drugs will be given first to those people who have been hospitalized or are at high risk of complications. The drugs work best if given within 2 days of becoming ill, but may be given later if illness is severe or for those at a high risk for complications.
Emergency Warning Signs

If you become ill and experience any of the following warning signs, seek emergency medical care.

In children emergency warning signs that need urgent medical attention include:

* Fast breathing or trouble breathing
* Bluish or gray skin color (GM: who here has seen Dawn of the Dead?)
* Not drinking enough fluids
* Severe or persistent vomiting
* Not waking up or not interacting
* Being so irritable that the child does not want to be held
* Flu-like symptoms improve but then return with fever and worse cough
* Seemingly heightened senses of hearing and smell
* Heightened uncontrollable aggression towards others beyond the standard
report card comment "does not play well with others"
(GM: OK those last two I added)
In adults, emergency warning signs that need urgent medical attention include:

* Difficulty breathing or shortness of breath
* Pain or pressure in the chest or abdomen
* Sudden dizziness
* Confusion
* Severe or persistent vomiting
* Flu-like symptoms improve but then return with fever and worse cough
* desire to eat under prepared meat products, human flesh and headcheese
(GM:OK that was me again)

Protect Yourself, Your Family, and Community

* Stay informed. Health officials will provide additional information as it becomes available. Visit the CDC H1N1 Flu website.
* Cover your nose and mouth with a tissue when you cough or sneeze. Throw the tissue in the trash after you use it.
* Wash your hands often with soap and water, especially after you cough or sneeze. Alcohol-based hand cleaners are also effective.
* Avoid touching your eyes, nose or mouth. Germs spread this way.
* Try to avoid close contact with sick people.
* If you are sick with a flu-like illness, stay home for 7 days after your symptoms begin or until you have been symptom-free for 24 hours, whichever is longer. Keep away from other household members as much as possible. This is to keep you from infecting others and spreading the virus further.
* Learn more about how to take care of someone who is ill in "Taking Care of a Sick Person in Your Home"
* Follow public health advice regarding school closures, avoiding crowds, and other social distancing measures.
* If you don’t have one yet, consider developing a family emergency plan as a precaution. This should include storing a supply of extra food, medicines, and other essential supplies. Further information can be found in the “Flu Planning Checklist”
(GM: Seriously did I just read that right!!??? DEVELOP A FAMILY EMERGENCY PLAN!! With extra supply of food, water and other essential supplies!!!??? for a flu outbreak likely less significant than our "normal seasonal flu outbreak". Sorry but that seems a little extreme wouldn't you think?) You know I'd almost bet that was a cut and paste at least twice before replacing Nazi with Communist and flu respectively.

So this is all practical, and if we stay the course, and listen for updates, and do what the authorities tell us we all will be fine? Gee I don't know about you but I can't recall the last time that Miami was effectively shut down, with airlines canceling services to the US during any normal "normal flu" season, or the when World Health Organization called for a class 5 pandemic, even during such known deadly ailments such as the SARS outbreak a few years ago and the West Nile virus, a deadly summertime reality here in North America and Europe claiming hundreds of lives every year, or China just started detaining people based on nationality, ignoring human rights and banning import on meat products, or...Ummm, yeah forget that stuff about China.

Some interesting facts with possible Zombie plague parallels:

On March 18th. The Mexican Government starts investigating a mysterious disease in the province of Veracruz.

On April 6th. A US company located in Veracruz reports changes in behavioral patterns of local residents.

So far the World Health Organization claim that the virus is being contained and those affected have all been immediately connected to visits to Mexico, and no secondary transmission as been confirmed. Yet daily numbers of the infected are increasing. (Getting bit or wounded will do that you know.)

Mexico has confirmed 16 deaths, but are investigating an additional 85 deaths that have been reported since. (forget the paper masks, issue chain male.)

The Mexican Health Agency starts taking international flack for not getting heath workers to the families of the first reported casualty for nearly three weeks citing logistical problems. (Can you say zombie horde.)

Areas that have reported a limited number of early, less serious cases that had appeared to be recovering, suddenly have more and more serious cases. Nothing is said of the earlier patients current status. (If that doesn't scream dead returning to life and attacking others nothing does.)

Well folks it's too early to say that this is the beginning of the Zombie apocalypse, but stay tuned to this blog for any further developing information which could indicate that Hell is in fact full. In the mean time now might be a good time to check if you still have those Y2K supplies and buy some more ammunition.

Gary Macabre

Monday, May 4, 2009

Vermont Z-Signs . . . Again

Travel Vermont's roads and you'll see signs that construction season has started -- literally.

This one warns of work on the Interstate in Colchester. And this one ... Warns of zombies!? "I think it's pretty funny," said Christie White, a motorist that stopped for a second look.

Scofflaws targeted a digital construction sign on Route 7 near the Colchester-Milton town line. It once warned motorists about road work, and now advises people turn back due to a zombie invasion. The sign also mentions Swine Flu. Police suspect the culprits hacked into the sign's computer system to change it. "I had to take another glimpse at it and reread it," said Amanda Mobbs, who noticed the sign on her way to work at a convenience store. She says customers have been getting a kick out of it. "A lot of people are coming in and laughing about it and thinking its a joke."

It may have been a practical joke but police don't think it's that funny. Because hacking into the construction sign here could have serious consequences. "Tampering with that sign is not going to warn motorists there could be a problem up ahead until they are right into it," said Colchester Police Sgt. Jeff Fontaine.

Colchester Police tried to turn the sign off. But couldn't. Because it's password protected. The Agency of Transportation knows about the problem. And messages have been left for the construction company that owns the sign. Until the proper warning is back, police have a warning of their own. "If this leads to an accident," said Sgt. Fontaine, "then we would look into that as a contributing cause.

Police say potential charges against the perpetrators include making a false report. For now, the large sign is hard to miss. Generating a lot of buzz in town, and a lot of picture taking.

Darren Perron - WCAX News

Colchester, Vermont - May 3, 2009




Florida's Zombie Luau

The photos from the Melbourne Zombie Shuffle are pretty boring. But this item about an upcoming "zombie luau" in Florida seems interesting. Any excuse for a party? How zombielike is that kind of crowd-mentality thinking?

Chicago Trib: Year of the Zombie

This article from the Chicago Tribune calling this "The Year of the Zombie." I'm already a bit behind in my research and writing, and I'd better hurry up!
(Link to the 4 May 2009 article by staff reporter Christopher Borrelli)



Chicago Tribune

It's the Dawn of the Zombie Zeitgeist

People of Chicago, while you sleep, the Zombie Readiness Task Force worries, with admirably straight faces. In the event of an outbreak of the dead, should bodies of the deceased rise from their graves and stalk the streets of Chicago muttering for a bite of brain, the Zombie Readiness Task Force has a plan of action.


Its members have even written it down -- or rather, they have mostly written it down. The Zombie Readiness Task Force began at the University of Chicago as an act of speculative procrastination.

Junior Justin Hartmann and some friends, punchy after long hours of study at one of the most famously studious universities in the country, began to play a game of "What would you do if ... ?"

For instance, what would you do if the University of Chicago were besieged by zombies? As these things do in college, that late-night gab session last winter led to Hartmann and friends asking the university to recognize them as a student organization. Which led to a quick rejection. Which led to Hartmann and friends putting on ties and politely making their proposal before the sort of school officials who don't smile a lot.

This time, not only were they recognized, they also wrangled student-organization dollars out of the school -- $5,500 to be precise -- to bring author Max Brooks to campus, the guy behind "The Zombie Survival Guide" and "World War Z."

They grew to 25 members, and their timing was perfect.

This is the Year of the Zombie. (Feeling draggy? Just stumbling through the day, waiting to eat? Beset on all sides by moaning? You may be a zombie too. If so, cheer up, you ol' sack of flesh: Your time to shine has arrived.)

Forget the vampires of "Twilight" and their affectations. The A-list monster mascot of our miserable moment is a slouching corpse. Once you peek out at the zeitgeist from behind your fingers, you will see: Zombies are everywhere.

The next film from "Juno" scribe Diablo Cody is a bittersweet zombie tale called "Breathers: A Zombie's Lament." Which brings us to the burgeoning Z-lit genre: "Breathers" is an adaptation of a zombie novel by S.G. Browne, and hardly the only new zombie novel; Seth Grahame-Smith's literary mash-up, "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies," debuted last month at No. 1 on Amazon's contemporary literature list. Then there are video games: The fifth "Resident Evil" has sold more than 1.5 million copies.

Theater? Michael Jackson's zombie classic "Thriller" is headed for Broadway. Social media? Facebook's "Real Friends Kill Friends Who Become Zombies" has more than 25,000 members. Fashion? New York magazine, in a nod to the bedraggled male models at the most recent Fashion Week, coined "Zombie chic."

Recession?

As banks have failed, there has been a cry from financial analysts to put down the "zombie banks," institutions that continue to operate despite a negative worth.

Public works?

On Interstate Highway 255 -- just east of St. Louis -- traffic signs were hacked last winter to read "Daily Lane Closures Due to Zombies." ( Texas and Indiana had similar incidents.)

Even paparazzi are not immune: Woody Harrelson recently claimed he struck a photographer in New York because he just finished the comedy "Zombieland" and mistook him for a zombie.

Chicago alone has seen, in the last year, a zombie bowling party, a zombie skating party and a zombie gathering at Millennium Park; last Saturday, you had your choice of attending a zombie prom or, in Andersonville, a zombie pub crawl -- basically, you march down Clark Street crying for brains, banging on bus windows. (More than 600 attended.) There's even a Web site for all your local zombie needs: chicagozombie.com.

The zombie has become so ubiquitous the Zombie Readiness Task Force was not even the only zombie-centric happening at the University of Chicago in recent months. A few weeks ago, U. of C. hosted its annual Model United Nations conference -- four days of what-if scenarios handled by representatives from schools such as Harvard, Yale and Stanford. One mock situation that required solving a zombie outbreak.

"It was controversial, sure," said junior Sam Fishman, an undersecretary general for the Model UN. "It's a serious conference. Some people got upset. But I thought it was fantastic."

Decaying, walleyed, bowlegged. At a glance, the zombie appears hard to love. He does not have the gravitas of a Mary Shelley for support; he does not own a tuxedo like Dracula. He is difficult to talk to. His strength is in numbers.

But if there's a reason the zombie of 2009 fits snugly into society: We know him; we are him.

"There's a sadness," said S.G. Browne. "They used to be us. But they're tragic and comical and they want to be friends, but we run. Vampires are Brad Pitts. Zombies are more like the Steve Buscemis. We can relate."

Indeed, at Harvard Medical School, Dr. Steven Schlozman, an assistant professor of psychiatry, uses zombies in class to explain neurology. Not just the zombie brain, but our response to crisis.

"What happens in zombie movies is important," he said, "because we shoot zombies in the head, then we start to enjoy it, then we feel sheepish. We can learn a lot from a scenario like that."

So, last fall he wrote a medical paper, in bloodless New England Journal of Medicine prose, "Ataxic Neurodegenerative Deficiency Syndrome: A Preliminary Pathophysiology and Proposed Global Remedies," about a case of Zombieism. He kept a straight face.

He mailed it to neurologists, to psychiatrists. But instead of disdainful reactions, "the phone calls of support have not stopped coming." Which is in keeping with the new Zombieism, a lightly zombified version of the recognizable world.

One of the most popular additions to the Marvel universe in recent years is "Marvel Zombies": Spider-Man and Co., but as flesh eaters. There's DisneyZombies.com, a fiction blog that -- well, you know.

And then there's "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies" -- which Grahame-Smith said he wanted to hem close to the Jane Austen original, "to retain the idea of people not addressing what is before them, because they're too polite, even if it means not addressing zombies outside."

For instance, Chicago's WildClaw Theatre, which specializes in live horror plays, is currently producing "The Revenants" at the Angel Island Theater in Lakeview. It features two couples beset by zombies, and how the crisis tests their resolve.

"One of the strangest things I've noticed are the couples on their way out of the play," said WildClaw managing director Brain Amidei. "I've heard them whispering about the 'zombie conversation,' which is basically a twisted variation of the DNR conversation. Do Not Resuscitate. Except we have wives telling husbands: 'If I'm bitten by a zombie, shoot me in the head.' "

OK, so we have met the monster, and he is us. And we know where to look to find him: everywhere. But why now?

"Because with swine flu and everything else, it strikes a chord, it helps work out apocalyptic anxieties without getting too real," Brooks said.

In fact, "The Zombie Survival Guide" was born of pre-Y2K hysteria, he said, not unlike the zombies of George Romero's zombie classics, born of Vietnam and racial anxieties ("Night of the Living Dead") and zoned-out American consumerism ("Dawn of the Dead"). It may be a cringing irony that the current zombie craze coincides with a deadly outbreak of swine flu. But it goes beyond that, said Grahame-Smith.

"We live in a time when we think a lot about big faceless groups of people in the world who mean to do us harm and can't be talked to, and so it's not surprising we would take comfort in the zombie."

Indeed, Zombie Pub Crawl organizer Alaina Hoffman said she initially did it as a goof, as a fundraiser for her improv group. "But something happened when I showed up," she said.

"Everyone was gray and speaking in monosyllabic tones. There was no class, no race. You should have heard me the next day: 'We should all be zombies! This is what the world should be!' And I don't mean brain dead. ... We've been beaten up. I mean, it's so much easier to forgive a zombie. They're the best unifier we have."

cborrelli@tribune.com

Sunday, May 3, 2009

An Effectively Entertaining Z-Hoax

A prankster posted this faked BBC page about the H1N1 flu virus into a subtle warning about zombies. It is well-done, subtle enough to mimic what the real thing would look like. I have to admit that it gave a momentary shock to my rational mind.

Click on the photo at left for a link to the hoax, which is available at:

http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm


Thursday, April 16, 2009

A Dark and Silly Night

It was a Dark and Silly Night . . . Of the Living Dead

Something cute and Z-Street friendly for the kids from Neil Gaiman...

Zombies are the New Vampires

A quick glance at Time Magazine is enough to show the demise of weekly news magazines. The website this month is little more than a collection of lists. One list-related story was this item: Zombies are the New Vampires.

Zombies Are the New Vampires

If there's a social hierarchy among monsters, zombies are not at the top of the list. They may not even be on the list. They're not cool like werewolves. There's no Warren Zevon song about them. They're not classy like Dracula and Frankenstein, who can trace their lineage back to respectable 19th century novels. All zombies have is a bunch of George Romero movies.

But the lowly zombie is making its move. For the past few years, vampires have been the It monster, what with Twilight and all, but that's changing. Diablo Cody, of Juno fame, is producing a movie called Breathers: A Zombie's Lament, based on a new novel about life (if that's the word) as one of the walking dead. Later this year, Woody Harrelson and Abigail Breslin will star in the zom-com Zombieland. Max Brooks' best-selling zombie novel World War Z is being filmed by Marc Forster, the guy who directed Quantum of Solace. In comic books, the Marvel Zombies series features rotting, brain-eating versions of Spider-Man, Iron Man and the Hulk. The zombie video game Resident Evil 5 shipped 4 million copies during its first two weeks on the market. Michael Jackson's zombie video Thriller is coming to Broadway. (See the top 25 horror movies of all time.)

Apparently no one is safe from the shambling, newly marketable armies of the dead — not even Jane Austen. Seth Grahame-Smith is the author of a new novel called Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, about a strangely familiar English family called the Bennets that is struggling to marry off five daughters while at the same time fighting off wave after wave of relentless, remorseless undead — since, as the novel's classic first line tells us, "It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains."

It's surprising how easily Austen's novel succumbs to the conventions of a zombie flick. Much of Austen's work is about using wit and charm and good manners to avoid talking about ugly realities like sex and money. In Grahame-Smith's version, zombies are just another one of those ugly realities. "What was so fun about the book is the politeness of it all," says Grahame-Smith, who's a freelance writer in Los Angeles. "They don't even like to say the word zombie, even though their country is besieged by zombies. They're everywhere, and people are literally being torn apart before their very eyes, and other than the very few, like Elizabeth Bennet, who face this problem head on, they would almost rather not talk about it."

It's not easy to put your finger on what's appealing about zombies. Vampires you can understand. They're good-looking and sophisticated and well dressed. They're immortal. Some of them have castles. You can imagine wanting to be a vampire or at least wanting to sleep with one. Nobody wants to sleep with zombies. They're hideous and mindless. They don't have superpowers. Their only assets are their infectiousness, single-minded perseverance and virtual unkillability. (See pictures of vampires' 90 years on screen.)

Nevertheless, they seem to be telling us something about the zeitgeist. Once you start looking, you see them everywhere. Who hasn't had a high school acquaintance come back from the dead as a Facebook friend or a follower on Twitter? And what monster could be better suited to our current level of ecological anxiety? Zombies are biodegradable, locally sourced and sustainable — they're made of 100% recycled human. And look out for those zombie banks, President Obama!

Let's not forget that Night of the Living Dead, the founding film of the modern zombie tradition, made its appearance in 1968 as a commentary on the Vietnam War, evoking its extreme violence and the surreal dehumanization of the combatants. Now we're locked in another prolonged, sweaty, morally ambiguous overseas conflict, and — surprise — look who's at the door again wanting to borrow a cup of brains. "We live in an age when it's very easy to be afraid of everything that's going on," Grahame-Smith says. "There are these large groups of faceless people somewhere in the world who mean to do us harm and cannot be reasoned with. Zombies are sort of familiar territory."

If there's something new about today's zombie, it's his relatability. Sure, he's an abomination and a crime against all that is good and holy. But he exemplifies some real American values too. He's plucky and tenacious — you can cut off his limbs and he'll keep on coming atcha. And he's humble. You won't find zombies swanning around and putting on airs like some other monsters I could mention. They're monsters of the people. It was the beginning of the end for vampires when Lehman Brothers went under, those bloodsucking parasites. Down with vampires. Long live (or is it die?) the zombie: the official monster of the recession.


Wednesday, April 15, 2009

The Fear of Andrew Sullivan

Reading an article about blogger Andrew Sullivan, I came across this reference to the 9/11 terrorist attacks. It links well with my ideas about fear and yellow peril

His readership figures surged after the 2001 massacres in New York and his home-town, Washington, DC. “I experienced 9/11 very personally,” he says. “The jihadists attacked my dream, my place—I felt like I had been beaten or raped. I succumbed to the fear a lot of us felt—panic really—about this country being in mortal danger. And neoconservatism seemed like the only ideology on the shelf with a plan for how to react immediately, and I turned to it.” ... He then savaged the “decadent left enclaves on the coast”, saying they “may well mount a fifth column” within the United States.